May 2013
johnquincyadams:
i would describe myself as “heart eyes emoji disguised as sunglasses emoji.” once u get through my sick and chill exterior u find a lot of love
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“i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is”
– people who benefit from the way it is and does not want to change it anytime soon and aren’t sorry at all (via rhardbeck)
“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via jackiemoon)
cokeflow:
I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me
“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”
– William Shakespeare (via grandpatakesatrip)
“It was one of those slightly move-y things.”
– Benedict Cumberbatch trying to describe a gif (via mallamun)
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
April 2013
end of essay: u feel me??
Heading Out
Sara: I just want to bury the hatchet
Sabine: Bury the hatchet? Is this another repressed English sex game, like pass the parcel?
Sara: I don't think you've been playing that right.
